Inspired by Lauren Child

>> Monday, June 30, 2008

Every night Jo goes to bed a couple of hours before we actually expect her to go to sleep. She listens to audiobooks, colors, plays with clay, does some French knitting, reads, etc. I tell myself that it's important for her to have this quiet, self-reliant time before going to sleep - but if I'm being really honest I admit that it's for my own sanity.

So last night she comes trotting out of her room to tell me about an important discovery she has made. "Look at this Mommy! Lauren Child did this drawing with crayons! See? You can see where she went outside the lines here a little bit! But it doesn't feel like crayon [she's rubbing the surface of the page here]. And look at this picture - this one is cut out of fabric! But it doesn't feel like fabric! How does she do that?"

Be still my heart. She's looking at the work of one of my favorite artists and trying to figure out how she accomplished it. I'm giddy - and very tempted to pull out the art supplies right then and there - but it's after 9 pm and I do try to be a responsible parent - so I tell her it's a collage done on the computer and - if she wants - we can make one together tomorrow. We both go to bed happy.

The first thing she asked me this morning was when are we going to start our collage. I told her I had to work, and then we had to put in some insulation, but then we could do the collage. Collage time came and we decided to make some butterflies - inspired by the ones in Beetles, Bugs, and Butterflies - Lola's favorite book. Jo noted that those butterflies are made from fabric so we hit the scrap basket, cut out wings, glued them down to white cardstock. Closer examination of the butterfly bodies showed that they were just "squiggly, scribbly black lines" so we drew bodies, cut them out, and glued them down. The antennae were just drawn on.

The came the magic. We scanned in Jo's butterflies, then cut them out using the lasso tool in Photoshop - leaving a bit of white around the edges just like Lauren Child. We pasted them into a picture from a day spent photographing flowers at Jo's school. We resized them, rotated them, and duplicated them, and Jo had a great time moving them around on the page. She made the butterflies fly to each flower and sip nectar, and then got them all grouped together to greet the caterpillar - the last addition to the picture. She finally decided on an arrangement she liked and you see the results above. Click on the picture to see it bigger - it's very cool.

This was LOTS of fun and Jo already has plans for other pictures she wants to make this way. I can't wait to see them!

You could easily do this as a traditional collage without using the computer, but Jo didn't want to cut up her butterfly pictures and I wanted to show her how the artist did her work.

Want to see Lauren Child's books? They're all fabulous but some of our favorites are I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato, But Excuse Me That Is My Book, and I Am Not Sleepy and I Will Not Go to Bed. I covet The Princess and the Pea, but I don't own it. Yet. I own it now and it is wonderful.

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Swiss Chard, Shiitakes and Blueberries - Oh My!

>> Sunday, June 29, 2008

Jo and I got up early yesterday for the Farmer's Market. This is a new weekly necessity due to the pathetic nature of my local grocery store's "produce section." I've been struggling to get Jo to eat vegetables. On our last visit to the Farmer's Market we picked up some summer squash and zucchini. I sauteed them in some butter and olive oil with salt and pepper - nothing fancy and nothing I haven't done a million times before. But this time Jo ate them. And then she told me I should stop getting yucky squash at the grocery store and only get the good kind at the Farmer's Market. Well. I can't argue with that.

So here was the haul this week. Strawberry and cherry jam. Jo didn't like the cherry - good - more for me. I sauteed the Swiss chard last night with some onion and veggie broth. I thought it was great - Jo did not. I sauteed the mushrooms in butter and olive oil, then added a splash of sherry. They were tasting (and smelling) great, but then I decided to add a bit of cream. How decadent! Oops- it's coming out in chunks. Gross. I decided to pretend I had added sour cream (which, actually, it was) and go ahead and eat them anyway. Sadly, I had seen the chunks and couldn't get past that. Jo, however, declared them delicious - in some surprise.

The rhubarb will go into a crisp. My Dad will be horrified to see that I bought rhubarb. As soon as he got his driver's license he regularly ran over his mother's patch so that he wouldn't have to eat it. I love the stuff.

Oh. And there were blueberries. We bought a pint at the market, but then on the way back from Lowe's (our weekly visit) we passed a pick-your-own berry patch and decided to check it out.

The berries were beautiful! Jo kept everyone amused by constantly calling out things like, "I found the prefect berry!" and "Oh my gosh that berry I just ate was soooooo good!"

It was hot and we were unprepared (I was still wearing corduroys from the chilly morning and we had no sunscreen) so we only got a gallon. That's a lot of blueberries!

I don't like blueberry pie or cobbler - I prefer my desserts studded with berries rather than all berry - so a gallon will go a long way. But we eat pancakes every weekend and I also make a lot of blueberry waffles, so we'll go back one day this week - maybe with a few of Jo's friends - and get a couple more gallons to put up in the freezer. Yum!

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Little Man Piss

>> Thursday, June 26, 2008


An unfortunate use of Belgium's famous "Manneken Pis" statue (translation: "Little Man Piss") on a Coke machine. I suppose we should be lucky the product being sold wasn't Mountain Dew or Mellow Yellow. (Do they still sell Mellow Yellow?)

You can learn more about Belgium's most famous statue at this curious web site dedicated to him.

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Guys Lit Wire loves Something Rotten

>> Wednesday, June 25, 2008

There's an absolutely glowing review of Something Rotten written by posted on Guys Lit Wire, a blog devoted to--what else?--recommending great books for boys. I mean, this review is so good I should send Justin money. Seriously. I'm also excited about finding a new resource for book recommendations. (One of their recent raves was for Mal Peet's Keeper, which I too loved and blogged about many moons ago on my old blog.)

So, thanks Justin--the check is in the mail.

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Get your $500 ethernet cable before they're gone!

>> Sunday, June 22, 2008

I don't usually post things I see over on Boing Boing, as I figure enough attention has been called to them. But today there was an absolutely hysterical post that had me crying, and I wanted to share this with anybody who hasn't seen it.

So over on Amazon.com, there's a listing for a $500 Denon "Dedicated Link Cable." In other words, it's a $500 ethernet cable, exactly like the $5 version you most likely have sticking out of the back of your computer. The effrontery of selling a $5 cable for $500 is priceless enough--but what you have to read are the reviews and the tags sarcastic shoppers have given this rip-off. The 147 reviews. I tell you, when the interweb snarks come after you, watch out. Here are some of my favorite "reviews":

I accidentally dropped one end of my Denon cable into a glass of Tuscan whole milk I was drinking. Later when I finished my milk (yeah, I still drank it; should I not have done that?) my right arm (lost in an accident in 1987) spontaneously grew back. Is that normal?

When my girlfriend found out I spent $500 on a cable she was a little upset. In fact, she beat me with them so badly I was in a coma for six months. When I awoke in the hospital things had changed - she used to look like Rosie O'Donnell, but now she looks like Jessica Alba! This cable has made a huge difference, Thanks Denon!!!!

After taking out a third mortgage and selling the last of our children, I was finally able to afford this cable. The entire family was gathered around in the living room as I was getting in position to plug the cable in. I think grandma almost fainted from the excitement. As soon as the first strains of the Miley Cyrus "See You Again" MP3 came pouring out of the speakers, Dad's shirt disintegrated and the cat burst into flames. This cable is truly amazing!

I bought one of these with my stimulus check, highly worth it!

The first time I downloaded a picture to the printer over this cable, the bits moved so fast the printer collapsed into a naked singularity, right there in my office.

This cable made my David Hasselhoff CD sound like William Shatner! My only disappointment was in having too much of a good thing.

The product page at Amazon also has 140 tags, including:

snake oil (294)
ripoff (264)
cheat (138)
harry potter (32)
a fine product indeed (3)
astronomically dumb (3)
as effective as using dog hair (2)
audiofool hardware (2)
i can not believe it is not butter (2)
iq test (2)
tax on the stupid (2)
wizards_made_th is (2)
alpha centari (1)
bacon (1)
chuck norris (1)

If the great reviews have you interested, you'll be happy to know that Amazon offers this high-quality cord at a discount. That's right, it's usually $500, but Amazon is now able to offer it at the low, low price of $499. With free shipping, of course.

Check out the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable product page before it's gone . . .

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Puppets at Penland

>> Thursday, June 19, 2008

Here's a little peek at one of the main reasons we moved here - Penland School of Crafts. They're just finishing up a special session called The Body and one of the classes was a Puppet Laboratory - culminating in a "Happening" tonight on the knoll. Look at this amazing work.

Think this bird is awesome? You should have seen it dance down the hill. Those are stilts!

The face alone was really cool - but then the clouds started floating out of his mouth and it was fabulous.

Jo thought the body parts trying to arrange themselves were very funny.

And they got a big round of applause when they got it right.

These birds were my favorite comic relief. I don't know why, but it cracked me up whenever they turned in unison.

And this was the spectacular closing act. How magnificent is this giant, god-like creature rising up in front of those mountains?
There was a nice crowd out to see the show - including lots of people we know.

This little one wanted to take a closer look at the puppets.

And how cool is it that after the show they let the kids try on the bird puppets?


I love this place. We decided to move to the high country after Alan came to the Grandfather Mountain Highland Games to research Something Wicked. We looked at all kinds of communities from Boone to Burnsville and we decided on Spruce Pine in order to be close to Penland - and because they have a fabulous Montessori school. There's always a great vibe at Penland even when there's nothing going on, but when there's a happening like tonight's show, or the most amazing Easter egg hunt ever - then it's just amazing and I can't believe how lucky we are to live only ten minutes away.

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Something Wicked - The Soundtrack

>> Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Just added to www.alangratz.com - the Something Wicked Soundtrack!

Neither Amazon nor iTunes sells the music of Albannach, which plays a big part in one chapter of the book, but here's a good sampling of the other Celtic bands and songs I namecheck in Wicked:



The iTunes one will have to come later - they're being poopheads and have to approve my iMix before I can link to it.

EDIT: Here it is--but when you click on a song it automatically fires up your iTunes to take you to the store, rather than play the song live in this window. Score another point for Amazon. Two, in fact; did I mention Amazon's music is DRM-free?



Enjoy!

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God's Eyes

>> Tuesday, June 17, 2008

So here it is - the finished pattern I sketched here. I drew it in Illustrator (which I still hate) but I placed all the squares by hand without using guides or snaps so it's not too perfect. I think this would make a great skirt for me (and dress for Jo) so it will probably be my first Spoonflower test. I also talked to my editor (hee hee - I love saying that) about designing two coordinating fabrics for the reversible dress in my book and she likes the idea - so that's my next design project.

I have some really fabulous news about my book - but it's totally worth its own post so I'm saving it. :-)

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Toy-A-Day

Since the Cubeecraft post proved so popular, I thought I should post this link as well. Over at toy-a-day.blogspot.com, they're posting a new cut-and-tab character every day--also for free! And these don't look as complicated as the Cubeecraft characters, for those of you with smaller children . . .

Boba Fett!

Spidey and Doc Oc!

Jack Skellington!

Mike and Sulley!

Tin-Tin!

And clicking over to Cubeecraft again to get their link, I see that they have added two favorites here at Gratz Industries--Space Ghost and Batman Beyond! Fun stuff.

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Happy Father's Day!

>> Sunday, June 15, 2008

Jo knows what I like!

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This is not produce!

>> Friday, June 13, 2008

I'm finding it harder and harder to resists the urge to tell the manager of my local grocery store that FUN POPS ARE NOT PRODUCE!

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Seaweed on My Mind

>> Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Today was a lot cooler, but it's been miserably hot all week and I couldn't stop thinking about the beach. We lived in Florida when I was a kid and - in my memory at least - we went to the beach every weekend. There was a great sandbar that we could swim out to. The water was shallow enough that we could hang out there for hours and I remember it being loaded with sand dollars. Sea urchins too, if I remember right. But what was really on my mind this week was seaweed - lovely, cool, slippery (I won't say slimy), green seaweed. We had the basic ribbony stuff, but I also seem to remember some that looked like grapes on a string, with leaves that could be popped like little balloons. I looked online to see if I could find a photo or botanical drawing, but nothing seemed quite right so I designed this pattern from memory. It's pretty stylized, which I like, but I'm starting to wonder if I imagined the stuff.

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Gratz Industries HQ: What's Wrong with This Picture?

>> Tuesday, June 10, 2008

It's been really, really hot here and we've been getting up at 6 am to hang a few rolls of insulation before it gets too hot for the long pants and long sleeves that working with fiberglass requires. The fun never ends here at Gratz Industries HQ!

So what's wrong with the picture? Take a good look. All the pieces are turned so the writing is right side up. Clearly this is Alan's doing. I, of course, didn't even notice until I saw him turning around a piece so it would hang "the right way." Why isn't he obsessive about things like a scrupulously clean bathroom? I've asked him this many times, but I'm still waiting for a good answer.

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Gratz Industries HQ: Almost Ready for a Nice Soak

>> Monday, June 9, 2008

Finally! Something is finished! Jo's tub is officially ready for placement in her bathroom. The sea green exterior was Jo's immediate (and unwavering) request. I suggested the silver feet and she loved them - especially when she saw how shiny they are. The inside still needs a good scrubbing - but for that I'll wait until the drain is attached. Small steps. . .

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Cubeecraft!

>> Friday, June 6, 2008


Team Bonzai member Tennessee Tanuki (aka Bill Householder) sent me this link a while back, and it's high time I blogged about it - CUBEECRAFT! The image above is a downloadable, printable craft you cut out, tape/tab together, thusly:



And they have dozens of fun characters. Check these out:

Hellboy!

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!

Dr. Venture!

Bender!

Mario!

Peyton Manning!

The Rocketeer!

Kermit!

That guy from Halo!

These are totally awesome. Go to http://www.cubeecraft.com/ to see the whole selection. And did I mention they're FREE!?

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I'm In!

>> Wednesday, June 4, 2008


I just got my invitation to be a beta tester for Spoonflower! I feel like I've been invited to sit at the popular table in the cafeteria at school! Of course that comparison would only really work if the popular table was where all the really cool crafty types sit which, sadly, never seems to be the case. But I digress. . .


What is Spoonflower? It's a fabulous new company that will print very short runs of fabric with my own designs! Since I've been working on repeat patterns (after reading this tutorial by Julia Rothman and using this tutorial to help me do it in Photoshop instead of with scissors) this is perfect timing. I don't know what pattern I want to do first - but I'm thinking something that could be a dress for Jo as well as a skirt for me. Maybe this one that I started sketching out tonight?


I'm on the road so this was taken at night, in my hotel, with my Blackberry and no flash. Not exactly ideal photography - but you get the idea. It was inspired by the cover of the current ReadyMade magazine. It arrived right before I left and I haven't had a chance to read it yet, but for two days now I've been thinking about all those God's Eyes on the cover.
I'm not entirely sure about the pattern as it's developing. I'll do a bit more this way, but I also want to try it with two different sized squares, where the smaller squares are 1/4 the size of the larger ones.


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Gratz Industries HQ: Good-bye Scissor Lift!

>> Sunday, June 1, 2008

The house is completely covered - and bird-proof. Yay! I had to get up at 6:00 am on Friday to finish a second coat of paint on the last side of the house before they came to take the scissor lift away, but it's done. Whew!

Um, pay no attention to the bit of safety equipment that's supposed to be attached to the scissor lift but is leaning against the front of the house in the picture above.

We still have to caulk the seams and put the battens on, but all of that can wait until after we move in. Which will hopefully happen sometime this decade. . .

Here's the last side of the house - we forgot to take a picture after it was all done, but it's almost done here.

And we weren't just working on siding - oh no! Remember this tub? The ones that the idiots stored lying on its side? Outside? In the wet grass?

After the diligent application of some naval jelly and lots of elbow grease. . .

It looked like this.
Add some primer (and a little help from Jo). . .
And you get this.
Jo's color choice for her tub was sea green. She's a little obsessed with sea green. This is just the first coat so it's still kind of streaky. I'm hoping to get the feet back on tomorrow and get this hauled into place. Their color is a special surprise. I will tell you that it made Jo say, "Ooooooh."

Jo's tub was my side project. Alan's was insulation.
He definitely drew the short straw. But look how good at it he is!
Sadly, there's still a lot to go.
Maybe he'll have a chance to hang some more this week while I'm on the road for work. :-)

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