Got mad fantasy baseball skills?

All right, homies. Time to put up or shut up. If you think you have what it takes to beat me in fantasy baseball, step up to the plate. I've just created a new, NL only league with traditional Rotisserie rules on Yahoo! Fantasy Sports. (If you don't know what any of that means, stay out of the kitchen.)

It's a twelve-team league, and my fantasy superstars, The Fighting Amish, are very lonely without someone to defeat. If you want to play, it'll cost you - I signed up for the Fantasy Baseball Plus legaues, where you have to plunk down $24.95 for the year to play.

Why didn't I go with one of the free leagues? Because I'm tired of commissioners who decide to drop everyone's players and claim them all for his team. (Seen it happen). I'm tired of owners showing up on draft day and then never once making another move during the entire 162-game season. (Seen it happen.) And I'm definitely tired of lop-sided trades among pals when one team is contending and the other is fading. (Seen it happen WAY too often.) So the money up front is my small way of making this real. You pay for real, you play for real. At least that's the theory.

The online draft is scheduled for Saturday, April 1 - the day before the season starts. Are you game? Head over to Yahoo's Fantasy Baseball Plus page, set up your team, and join league #782 - the No Nonsense NL Only League, set up by yours truly.

Come on, meat. Bring it.