Pizza Boss 3000

>> Friday, February 13, 2009

Greg sends along this link to the "Pizza Boss 3000," a miniature motorized skillsaw for cutting your pizza. Product info from the maker's web site:

Real Men™ don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza cutters. Show that pizza you mean business with our new Pizza Boss 3000. It’ll blast thru pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies. It’s built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up. A great “guy gift.” Packaged in a clear display giftbox.

Look, I make a pizza every day. (Seriously.) If anybody needed a power tool to cut pizza, it would be me. And I don't need one. In fact, I'm rather partial to my pizza dog:

He sits up and begs, too.

Good boy!


Kitt February 19, 2009 at 2:42 AM  

Love the pizza dog! The Pizza Boss is funny as a novelty item, but silly as an actual kitchen gadget. I may have to "borrow" it if I run low on fodder for my series.

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