A Very Sad Story

How pathetic am I? Jo just trounced me at Wii bowling. SHE'S FOUR YEARS OLD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! She didn't leave a single open frame! When it's her turn she just pops right up, zips her player into position and carelessly flings the ball down the lane. She even picks up spares - just as cool as can be the whole time. Near the end of the game she looked over at me and - completely without sarcasm - said, "It's ok that you didn't get a turkey Mommy. I don't get one every game."

I blame Alan.