Craig Arnold: Missing in Japan

>> Thursday, April 30, 2009

How to tell this story? It's not about me, it's about Craig Arnold, a poet and professor from Wyoming who's gone missing on a small Japanese island, but the way I'm connected to it is part of the story. For me anyway.

It begins like this: A few months back, I applied for this amazing grant from the U.S.-Japan Friendship Commission that sends five artists--and their families!--to Japan each year for five months to study and pursue some particular aspect of their crafts. Last year's winners were two composers, a visual artist, a fiction writer, and a poet. My idea is to follow Japanese high schoolers preparing for and competing in the Koshien Summer Baseball Tournament, with an eye to writing a novel about it.

I've been daydreaming about getting this grant since I sent in the application--which is bad, I know, since it's a very competitive grant, and chances are I won't get it--and I've gotten worse and worse about imagining me and the family there as the notification deadline looms.

So I've understandibly had Japan on the brain a lot lately, more than usual, and when I read a reTweet from Laurel Snyder yesterday about a poet who'd gone missing in Japan, I clicked through with interest. "Perhaps I shouldn't be romanticizing getting this grant so much," I thought as the page loaded--and then I was shocked to see a familiar face--the face of Craig Arnold, above.

I don't know Craig Arnold in real life, but when I was applying for the grant, I necessarily looked up previous winners and their bios, trying to get a handle on what the committee might be looking for. Craig was the poet who won one of last year's grants--which meant that he'd be spending time in Japan this year--and I remembered his proposal because it was intriguing. Craig's been traveling to volcanic areas all over the world and writing poetry about the shared experience of these far-flung regions, and his grant was to visit Japanese volcanoes for inspiration.

Craig went missing three days ago on the tiny volcanic island of Kuchino-Erabu-Shiba, which is only about 14.5 square kilometers in size, and has only 160 inhabitants. He checked in at an inn on Monday and climbed the volcano that afternoon. When he didn't come back at nightfall, the innkeeper went looking for him. When he couldn't find Craig, he called the rescue squad, and the search has been on for him ever since. Forty rescuers have been searching the island's trails by foot, and a helicopter and dogs were brought in on day two.

As of day three (Wednesday), Craig still hadn't been found, and family and friends were worried that the search might be called off. A number of people phoned his home state's senators and congresspeople, the US consolate, the media, and other parties, and as a result the Japanese authorities have agreed to extend the search past the requisite three days. Three more helicopters have been brought in too, including two US helicopters. The dense island vegetation limits their usefulness, however. The worry is that he was unable to find the path back down the mountain from the volcano's edge, and that something happened to him in the forest.

A number of blogs and pages have been set up to keep people informed about what's happening with the search, and to let us know how we can help:

The Poetry Foundation's Harriet blog
The Find Craig Arnold Facebook Group
The Find Craig Arnold Blog

I'll be checking in regularly to see if there's anything I can do to help. In the meantime, help spread the word, and keep Craig and his loved ones in your thoughts.

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For anyone who doesn't already know about Indie Fixx. . .

Hey everyone! There's a new Galleria up at Indie Fixx and I'm in it! I'm keeping some fabulous company over there - so go check it out. If you don't know - Indie Fixx is a terrific blog featuring great independent artists and craftspeople. Jen says it best herself. . .

Indie Fixx is a celebration of the creativity, tenacity, and general spunky goodness that is the indie design movement. The indie design movement is made up of artists, crafters and designers who make a literal smorgasbord of delectable indie products. Once you shop indie, you’ll never go back.
Jen has fabulous taste and her blog is one of the first ones I visit every day. In addition to regular Indie Fixx and the Indie Fixx Galleria, Jen is also the mastermind behind the Feed Your Soul Art Project - where artists contribute FREE downloadable images of their art. Feeding the soul indeed. . .

But that's not all! Jen also writes a food blog called Some Clever Spoon. The recipes are terrific, the photography is fabulous, and any food blog with a recipe for Breakfast Cookies is a winner in my book.

So what are you waiting for? Go get yourself a dose of indie goodness and check out the new goodies in the Galleria - in addition to my prints there's some great jewelry, perfume, accessories, apparel and stationery - something for everyone. Then visit all the rest of the Indie Fixx world. Have a great day!

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My new outline board

>> Wednesday, April 29, 2009

If you ever have the misfortune to ask, I'll tell you--ad nauseam--about how I like to outline my books. I wasn't always an outliner, but then I started researching what would become Samurai Shortstop, and I realized I was going to have to organize my story and my notes if I ever hoped to pull it off. The outline worked, Samurai sold, and I've become an outline evangelist ever since.

Until recently, I've done all my outlining on the computer, in a Microsoft Word document, with one page per chapter, followed by any research notes, if any, I need to write that chapter. But while I like having the pages to print out and put in a binder when I'm ready to actually write the book, I dislike how this arrangement works for figuring things out in the early stages. When I'm first building a story, I like to move things around, to change the timing and placement of events, and get a feel for the overall pacing of things. It's certainly easy to cut and paste on the computer, but it's hard to see the big picture one page at a time.

So now I've got a big board in my new office where I can see the whole story laid out in front of me all at once. Don't you love the fabric? It was an IKEA find.

I don't go into a great deal of detail on the cards at this stage. Each of the note cards roughly corresponds to a single chapter, and just tells me the big stuff that happens in each to drive the story forward. Using the big board for my early planning stages, I can add to, subtract from, or rearrange the story while seeing the whole big picture right in front of me. Once this process is finished, I take the cards off the board, type them up as a chapter outline in Word, and there add all the detail I need to make the story sing. But the big board helps out in those key early stages where I'm trying to make sure the action, characters, and reveals are all well-paced.

I also separate the cards by act, as I've done here, letting me see if one act or another is too long, too short, or breaks at the right or wrong time in the story. Here's act two, of three:

The cards floating off to the side of the main columns are dream sequences--I know, dream sequences! I promise, I'm trying to make them not be cheesy--and using the big board I can rearrange them to put them wherever they work best alongside the major plotline of the book.


Act three out there is looking a bit skimpy, but I think it will fill out in the writing. It often happens that I plan too much for my chapters, and end up breaking them into separate chapters.

The plotting on this book is finished, and I'm on to the writing phase--but I had to show off my beautiful new outlining board!

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No More Green Eyes

>> Tuesday, April 28, 2009



The Underage Reading blog has a great little piece up about the preponderance of green eyes in YA fiction--a personal pet peeve of mine. Honestly, there seem to be far more green-eyed people in fiction than there are in real life. Do interesting stories only happen to people with green eyes? Or red hair?

According to Wikipedia, only 2% of the world population has green eyes--making it the least common eye color. And most of those people are from Northern and Central Europe. (Weird fact: almost 92% of the population in Iceland has either green or blue eye color!)

Among White Americans, green eyes are most common among those of Celtic and Germanic ancestry. And only about 16 percent of those populations have green eyes.

So please. For the love of St. Pat, can we have fewer characters with green eyes? There are lots of great adventures to be had by the rest of us with blue, brown, and gray eyes...

UPDATE 6-15-2010: Weirdly, of all my random posts, this small one gets the most hits. BY FAR. It's also gotten perhaps the most comments of any of my posts. I keep running into characters in books with green eyes even to this day, and I am always sorry I didn't start a list way back when.

Well, it's never too late, I suppose! So here now, in this post, I'm starting a running (and terribly incomplete) list of characters who have green eyes. I've forgotten most of the instances I've run into, but I'm going to begin recording them here. If you run across one in fiction, leave a comment and I'll add him/her to the list!

Characters with Green Eyes

Dan and Amy Cahill (The 39 Clues)
Harry Potter (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling)
Henrietta Willis (100 Cupboards by N.D. Wilson)
Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery)
Mara Jade (Star Wars expanded universe)
Hercule Poirot (mystery novels by Agatha Christie)
Prince Jaron (The False Prince by Jennifer A. Nielsen)

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Twelve year old girl throws perfect game

>> Saturday, April 25, 2009

Editor Liz sends me this terrific news item: 12-year-old Mackenzie Brown threw a perfect game last week!

BAYONNE, N.J. (AP) - Mackenzie Brown is the first girl in Bayonne Little League history to throw a perfect game. She retired all 18 boys she faced on Tuesday. There are no official records of how many perfect games are thrown per season. Little League Baseball in Williamsport, Pa., estimates only 50 to 60 occur each year. No one knows how many have been thrown by girls. Brown says she knew she had something special going in the fourth inning and just tried not to mess up. She'll get to throw out the first pitch at Citi Field on Saturday when the New York Mets host the Washington Nationals.

Mackenzie struck out twelve of the eighteen boys she faced, including the last six. Congratulations, Mackenzie!

Read the full story here.

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I Should Be Writing - 003

>> Wednesday, April 22, 2009



I should be writing, but instead today I'm attending the Penland School of Crafts' Annual Easter Egg Hunt. Includes gorgeous weather, trampled children, and a caveman.

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Author bookstore drop-ins

>> Monday, April 20, 2009

There's a great piece by bookseller Josie Leavitt on today's Publisher's Weekly ShelfTalker blog, in which she breaks down successful--and not so successful--strategies for authors to introduce themselves when popping in unannounced to a bookstore.

An example of a successful introduction:

I had been cleaning the middle grade section on a slow day, and in walks this stately woman. She offered her hand and said, “I’m Katherine Paterson.” I was star struck immediately, responding with the cool of a seasoned bookseller, “Wow, I just dusted your face.” Perhaps this sort of thing should be kept to oneself. Katherine had a good laugh over that one and I stopped blathering and showed her around the store.

And a not-so-successful introduction:

The sneak attack visit is my least favorite. This is when the author neither introduces themselves nor re-arranges. They come up to the counter and ask if you carry a certain book. So I look the book up and sometimes we have it and sometimes we don’t. I convey that information and then they say, “I’m the author.” Well, why didn’t you just say that upfront? This way, it’s just awkward all around. I’m put on the spot and the author is being disingenuous.

Which puts me in mind of a story that became legendary at the bookstore where I worked during grad school. A self-published author pulled a sneak attack like the one Josie describes in one of our sister stores in Memphis, and was rebuffed--mostly because of his approach. A few years later, he became a HUGE BESTSELLING author (the Memphis locale will give his identity away to some), but never scheduled his hometown signings at our sister store--Memphis's biggest and best indie bookstore--choosing instead, out of spite for being sent away, one of the big box chain stores in town for all his events.

Had he approached the booksellers in a less tricky way, they probably would have carried his book, and everyone would have been happy. Instead, the whole thing created bad blood that took many, many years to dissipate.

Read Josie's whole column here.

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The Brooklyn Nine in the Willows

>> Sunday, April 19, 2009

Dad sends in this phone pic of The Brooklyn Nine nestled in the Books A Million children's section, right next to Kenneth Grahame's The Wind in the Willows, which I just this weekend read for the very first time ever and totally fell in love with. (I had already seen--and ACTED in--the play.) Good company for sure.

And did I mention the great interview Guys Lit Wire did with me about The Brooklyn Nine? I think I just did.

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Locked Rooms

Yesterday I finally finished Locked Rooms - a Mary Russell and Sherlock Holmes mystery by Laurie King. I just love this series and I can't believe how long it took me to get to this one. This time Russell and Holmes are in San Francisco and the big mystery is about Russell's past. We've seen them in England and in exotic locales - it was fun to see them in the US this time. I loved this bit from Holmes about the difficulty of finding good Irregulars here.

The modern fashion for universal compulsory education had put a distinct cramp into the style of a consulting detective. In his Baker Street days, he'd been regularly able to summon a group of street arabs to serve at his beck and call, but now - and particularly in this democratic republic of America - all his most valuable resources were parked behind desks, chafing at the restrictions and wasting their most productive years while their heads were filled with mathematical formulae they would never use and the names of cities they would never visit.
I love it! One of my favorite things about this series is the relationship between Russell and Holmes - and the way the author plays with the original Holmes stories. You can see both in this little bit. . .
I grabbed my coat and headed towards the door, which Holmes already had open, driven there by the urgency of my tone. "It's your Irregulars," I told him.
His face lighted with joy, and as he galloped down the corridor towards the lift he cried, "Come, Russell - the game's afoot!"
Hammett, catching up his coat and walking beside me with more decorum, looked at me askance. "He actually says that?"
"Only to annoy me," I told him, and all but shoved him towards the opening lift door.
Hammett, you say? Dashiell Hammett? That's right - an extra bonus for the San Francisco setting is that Dashiell Hammett makes an appearance - a substantial one. Alan has read some of his books but I've only seen the movies - Maltese Falcon and the Thin Man movies. More books added to the must read pile. . .

If you haven't read these Russell and Holmes mysteries, start with Beekeeper's Apprentice and work your way through the series. You're in for a treat.

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The Gratz Industries Library

>> Friday, April 17, 2009

By request, pics of our new gravity-defying library, a work in progress. Video of the construction is on the way.


The hole in the floor is where the attic ladder nestles in. It folds down to the ground below so the library can be accessed.

This is just Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Graphic Novels, General Fiction, Mystery, and Young Adult. All the Middle Grade and Picture Books are in Jo's room, and the Non-Fiction shelves will go on the ground floor below the library.

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www.wendigratz.com is live!

>> Thursday, April 16, 2009

I've finally (finally!) got my new website (mostly) finished. I'm especially excited to be able to offer prints of my embroidered work - it allows me to sell really meticulous handwork at prices even I can afford. :-)

I'm also excited that all of my PDF patterns (big files with lots of step-by-step photos) will now instantly download after checkout - you don't have to wait for me to e-mail a file to you and hope that it doesn't jam up your inbox. Nothing like instant gratification!

I'll have the originals of most of my embroidered work available as soon as I finish framing them - hopefully this weekend. In the meantime - through the end of April I'm offering FREE SHIPPING on all prints to Gratz Industries readers. Just enter the discount code GRATZINDUSTRIES at checkout and the shipping charges will magically disappear. Really - it's like magic!

Oh - and one more thing. I still have my Etsy shop open but I'm so happy about the things that E-junkie offers (like discount codes and instant downloads) that I'm hoping this will become my main shop. That means I don't pay an Etsy commission anymore, but I'm making up for it by giving 10% off the top of every purchase to a charity. Right now it's all going to the Heifer Project, but I'm going to start giving to Habitat for Humanity and the local animal shelter as well. If you make a purchase and have a preference for where your donation goes - please just send me a note.

Have a great day everyone!

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Batman 2.0: The Dynamic Do-Over

>> Wednesday, April 15, 2009


One of my favorite blogs is Project Rooftop, in which industry artists and fans redesign the costumes of comic book characters. Some of the recent challenges like the Wonder Woman and Iron Man redesigns have had amazing artwork turned in, and the latest challenge--"The Dynamic Do-Over" that redesigns the Batman costume as though Dick Grayson (nee Nightwing) has taken over the Bat-mantle from Bruce Wayne--is no exception. Above: the winner of the Dynamic Do-Over challenge by Anjin Anhut.

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Google Alerts Round-up

>> Tuesday, April 14, 2009

It's time for my regular vanity check from the internets:





















Something Wicked is a SIBA award nominee.

Professor Nana's been reading more books based on Hamlet.

LJ at 75 o'clock is looking forward to the next Horatio Wilkes mystery.

Mr. Muldowney's class can choose to read Something Rotten for their 9th grade book project, but they have to discuss symbolism and irony in the book by April 21st.

School Library Journal featured Samurai Shortstop in a recent article on books for kids set in the days of the samurai.

Devaney Doak & Garrett Booksellers in Farmington, Maine, thinks The Brooklyn Nine would make a great classroom book.

Susan Harkins at BookPleasures.com thinks Something Wicked is a treasure.

And Linda Sue Park, author of the Newbery Award-winning A Single Shard, writes about both The Brooklyn Nine and Something Rotten on her Amazon blog!

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Happy Easter!

>> Sunday, April 12, 2009

Here's my donation egg for Penland's awesome annual egg hunt. Happy Easter everyone!

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Brooklyn Nine Sightings

>> Thursday, April 9, 2009

Barnes & Noble in Knoxville, Tennessee
(pic taken by my dad)

New and notable books in the Edison, New Jersey B&N
(pics by Brian McNamara)

Only the one left!

And below, a before shot...


And an after shot...

For a lesson in how to join the "Face Front Club!"
Thanks, Niki!

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I Should Be Writing - 002

>> Wednesday, April 8, 2009



In this installment, I travel to my hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee, to take part in the Knoxville Public Library Teen ShakesFest. Includes sword-fighting, harp-playing, and an octopus.

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My Work on Pecannoot!


Jess over at Pecannoot featured Enough is as good as a feast on her blog yesterday. Woot! I've posted about Pecannoot before, but if you haven't been over for a look yet you're missing out. She posts images of abundance every day and checking in is a great way to start the morning.

Here are some recent favorites. Birds + Trees by Kim Creagin. I love the geometry of the tree and its leaves and grass.
And Go Confidently by Mara Girling. I just love the sentiment of this quote - it's one of my favorites and one I'm trying to live by. And the soft neutrals are unexpected and lovely.

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Penelope Cannot Contain Herself

>> Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Oh Penelope - you were such a joy to stitch! Your name came to me so clearly as I stitched your face - what a nice way to begin! Those spirals in your hair were kind of a bear to stitch, but I love your springy curls so I'm glad I did it. As I started stitching your hat in place it occurred to me that you were singing and I spent some time imagining what your song would look like while I finished stitching on all the tiers of your fabulous, impractical hat. By the time I finished adding your song, that hat no longer seemed worthy of it, so the hat got some scrollwork too. We had a couple of tense moments when I rinsed out the stabilizer and the red background and permanent black ink I used on the stabilizer bled everywhere, but we made it through that near-disaster with your joy (and mine) intact. Whew! And now it's time to send you out into the world. I'm going to "frame" you in an embroidery hoop and send you out to the TRAC Gallery for the Studio Tour Exhibit. Prints will be available soon too. You're my favorite piece so far - thanks for bringing such joy to so many (many!) evenings.

Love,
Wendi

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Opening Day

>> Monday, April 6, 2009

It's Opening Day, baseball fans! This used to be a day where I would stay home from whatever I had to do and sit on the couch all day watching baseball games, but alas I have many things to do and so cannot give my whole day to it as I once did.

And, to be honest, I got a little burned out on baseball last season. (Gasp! I know!) I do love baseball, but it's almost too accessible these days, with the online and TV baseball packages that are available. I have to say too that playing fantasy baseball changed the way I watched baseball games. Maybe not in a bad way, but it did change the way I watched, and part of me longed for the days when I rooted for teams and watched the standings, rather than rooting for players and their individual stats.

So now, for the first time in a long time, I am fantasy-baseball-free as the season begins, have only an MLB online account to watch and listen to games (no Direct TV Extra Innings package, and no MLB TV!) and I am ready to renew my relationship with baseball. Let's call it a "renewal of vows." It's time to rediscover the love. (Perhaps baseball and I should go on a cruise together.)

My plan to get back to basics--and we'll see how long it lasts--is to start listening to radio broadcasts and reading newspaper accounts again, even when I could be watching games online. As a kid I could, on a good night, get AM giant 700WLW out of Cincinnati, and I would listen to Marty Brennaman and Joe Nuxhall cover Reds games. I loved those nights. Baseball games weren't all over TV, and I lived four hours from the nearest stadium. Broadcasts from Cincinnati might as well have been broadcasts from Mars--and they were just as exotic and enthralling to me. Later, as a teenager, I loved going in to my school's library every morning and checking the box scores in the newspaper. Now that almost every game played can be found on television somewhere, I miss those more personal connections to baseball, and I want to get them back.

But part of this radical transformation for me as a baseball fan has also been a transfer of allegiance from one team to another--something that I, like most sports fans, find anathema. Why I have abandoned the Cincinnati Reds after decades of fandom for a team that could not be farther away from my home and a city that could not be farther from my experience is probably best left for a rant of its own, but let us just say that it's a combination of mismanagement and inaccessiblity and leave it at that for now.

So tonight at 7:05 p.m. I may tune in to hear my new favorite team--the Los Angeles Dodgers--in their opener against Jake Peavy and the Padres.

Or, I may just read about it in tomorrow's newspaper.

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Bookmaking (nothing to do with March Madness)

>> Sunday, April 5, 2009

It's not often I say this about work, but the last couple of weeks have been . . . inspiring. For years now, Penland's teaching artist extraordinaire (Meg Peterson) has worked to make books with every tenth grader in the county. It's part of a Family Culture Project they work on in their English class. They each make a book with Meg and then they work independently and with their English teachers to fill the book up with essays about family history, letters to and from family members, poetry, special recipes, photographs - anything that says something to that student about who they are and where they come from. For the last two weeks I've been spending all of my work days with Meg making books with three classes.
For the first two days the students get to paint using paste paint. On day one they're kind of playing with the paint - getting a feel for it. On day two Meg reads aloud to the kids while they paint - short stories and essays with a strong sense of place. The chatter disappears and the kids really sink into their work. Everyone loves the painting days - no exceptions. Even the kids who are nervous about painting imagery are comfortable painting patterns and simple smears of color and these make beautiful covers.That's right - all the books I'm showing here are made by the kids with their own paintings. The paintings also become endpapers, interior pages, pockets, envelopes, photo corners, and anything else the kids can think of. After they're done painting they spend four days (four days!) assembling their books.Meg doesn't do a simple pamphlet book with them - these are real hardcover, hand-bound books with a waxed finish and I think the amount of work that goes into them is one of the most important parts of the process. These kids are PROUD of their work and they have an incentive to put some real effort into what fills them.Here are just a few things that happened during the week that show what an amazing project this is. On day two of the assembly process I heard a girl muttering as she went to the supply cart, "I can't wait until this stupid project is over." One day four that same girl stayed half and hour after school to add some unnecessary but beautiful finishing touches to her book. I stopped a boy who was either too lazy, too afraid of failing, or too concerned with looking cool to fold his corners properly. I helped him do them right and for the rest of the project he did some of the most meticulous work in the class and made a beautifully crafted book. A teacher told us that this was the first project all year that another boy had finished - and he was already hard at work filling it up with family photos he had gathered.
Meg and I think it's important for kids to see adults working on the projects too - so the teachers and Meg and I make books too. I made two - the sun cover (above) is going to be a Big Book o' Joy and I'm going to fill it with images of things that make me happy.I finished the inside of the front cover with scraps from the front and I love how it turned out - and I love that it inspired some of the kids to do the same thing. I used this rainbow paper I painted for the title page.I didn't get good photos of my second book - maybe I'll show it when I fill it up a bit.

After all the books are finished Meg lines them up in a gallery in the front of the room and the kids comment (all positively) on each others work. There was a moment I loved when one of the "cool kids" in the class selected a book to talk about - talked about how he liked the colors and the way the maker had done this and that - then asked who made it. The maker was one of the shyest, quietest girls in the class and I loved the look of surprise (and respect) on the boy's face when he found out. And the way he looked at her differently - at least in that moment. As a former shyest, quietest girl in the class it warmed my heart - along with everything else about this project.

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I can haz book report hlp?

>> Saturday, April 4, 2009


If only someone out there had read Something Rotten!

Sorry, dude.

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Forsooth! Or something like that.

>> Friday, April 3, 2009

Just a quick note to let my East Tennesee peeps know that I'm going to be in town tomorrow for the Knoxville Public Library's "ShakesFest," a celebration of Shakespeare, YA lit, and prancing about with swords.

The event is from 1-4 p.m. at the East Tennessee History Center downtown on Gay Street, and admission is free.

Members of the Tennessee Stage Company's Shakespeare on the Square troupe will be performing scenes from Hamlet, and I'll be reading my take on the same scenes from Something Rotten before selling and signing books. Then, there will be fencing.

Hope to see you there!

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Best Star Wars licensing idea EVER

>> Thursday, April 2, 2009


I don't know if it was an April Fool's joke, or just random fun, but the geniuses over at ThinkGeek.com came up with this tauntaun sleeping bag for kids and posted it in their online catalog. You can't really buy it, but its so out-of-this world fantastic that they've apparently been flooded with real requests for it, and are looking into the licensing rights to make them.


Check out the intestines detail on the inner lining, and the mini-lightsaber/zipper pull that lets you "slice" the tauntaun open to crawl inside! This is so wonderful I want to make one for Jo. She would be the envy of her sleepover parties. Well, at least I would envy her!

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Superman: Not-So-Last Son of Krypton

>> Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Lois Lane: Lois Lane here, with world-famous hero Superman. Supes--can I call you Supes?

Superman: Sure, Lois.

Lois Lane: Supes, your backstory is pretty well known at this point. Your home planet of Krytpon was destroyed, but you alone were saved, sent to Earth in a rocket ship. Is that right?

Superman: That's right, Lois.

Lois Lane: You must feel pretty special, you being the only Kryptonian left in the universe.

Kara Zor-El: Hey! Don't forget about me!

Lois Lane: Oh, that's right! Supergirl!

Alura: And her mother.

Lois Lane: And Superboy.

Superman: He's just half-Kryptonian!

Lois Lane: And Power Girl.

Superman: She's from an alternate version of Krypton.

General Zod: I'm from Krypton.

Lois Lane: Yes, Zod and the rest of the Phantom Zone criminals!

Superman: Now wait a minute--

Dev-Em: I'm from Krypton too.

Lois Lane: What about Mon-El?

Mon-El: Well, I'm really a Daxamite, but I was with Superman's father on Krypton before it exploded.

Lois Lane: And there's Brainiac.

Superman: He's a robot!

Lois: And Krypto, the superdog.

Krypto: Arf!

Lois Lane: And Beppo, the supermonkey.

Beppo: Eep!

Lois Lane: Oh, and the bottle city of Kandor.

Kandorians: Hello!

Lois Lane: And Argo City.

Arogisians: 'ello!

Lois Lane: And the new Superwoman.

Karsta War-Ul: You can call me Kristen Wells.

Lois Lane: And let's not forget your foster son, Christopher Kent. He's the son of General Zod born in the Phantom Zone, but that makes him Kryptonian.

Christopher Kent: Hey pop.

Superman: Hey, son.

Lois Lane: So, I guess you're not so special after all, are you Supes?

Superman: No. No, I guess not.

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Brooklyn Nine among Arizona Republic Reader Rewards

Faithful reader Mike in Arizona sends along this odd tidbit: The Brooklyn Nine is listed among the many items available to people who subscribe to the Arizona Republic newspaper as a part of their Reader Rewards Program. From the newspaper's promo e-mail:

We want to thank you for subscribing to The Arizona Republic. With more value than ever, you’ll find unbeatable deals in every section on everything from travel and entertainment to fashion, grocery and more. It really is value you can't afford to miss. We’re also committed to showing our appreciation to loyal subscribers by treating you to exclusive rewards. Each month, you will receive an e-mail highlighting different gifts for you to choose from. It’s our way of saying THANK YOU!
This week's list included four tickets to see Leonard Cohen, various store gift cards in $10 and $15 amounts, and a list of books, DVDs, and CDs:



There it is. Ten places down.

I suspect this is an advance reader copy that was sent to the paper in the hopes it would be reviewed. Sounds like The Republic is doing a little spring cleaning...

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