Life lessons from World of Warcraft

>> Sunday, May 31, 2009

I'm quickly becoming a trufan of screenwriter John August (Go, Big Fish, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride, et al.) whose blog is chockablock with juicy writing tips, story theory, and professional anecdotes. He also talks a bit about the creative life, and I love his Seven Things I Learned from World of Warcraft. Here's number four:

4. Give away stuff to newbies

W __You start the game with almost nothing: a weapon and the shirt on your back. Each new piece of gear you accumulate is tremendously exciting. Cloth armor seems luxurious. But as you level up, that early gear becomes increasingly irrelevant and basically worthless. It’s not worth the trip to the store to sell it. So don’t. Instead, run back to the newbie lands, find the first character of your class, and hand him all the stuff you don’t want. It will take two minutes of your time, but give the newbie a tremendous head start. (Not to mention building your karma.)__

This site, johnaugust.com, is really just me running back to the newbie lands and giving away what I can. There’s no financial incentive in it for me. I could certainly put my advice in a book and charge $15.95 for it. But I see it as the take-a-penny, leave-a-penny flow of information. On a daily basis, I find myself searching the web for answers on topics in which I’m a newbie (Flash programming, DC mythology, teaching toddlers to swim) and leaving thankful that someone out there took the time to write a tutorial on exactly what I needed. So in exchange, I write up what I know about screenwriting.

If everyone took the time to build a site about the areas of their expertise, the world would be significantly cooler.

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The best kind of research

>> Thursday, May 28, 2009

A few of the books I've been reading to write my new novel, Fantasy Baseball.

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Simply Spectacular!

>> Wednesday, May 27, 2009


All done!!
Originally uploaded by woolly fabulous
Look at this beautiful project completed by Woolly Fabulous (one of my Flickr contacts). Alan and Jo have been clearing a path through our woods and I'm going to do this to one of the trees at a bend in the path. Now - how to get an extension cord out to operate my glue gun in the woods. . .

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Don't Hate the Playa: explained

>> Tuesday, May 26, 2009

One of the many reasons I love UrbanDictionary.com:

"Don't hate the playa, hate the game."

Definition: Do not fault the successful participant in a flawed system; try instead to discern and rebuke that aspect of its organization which allows or encourages the behavior that has provoked your displeasure.

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Marketing interview with me at Market My Words

There's a new interview with me up at Shelli Johannes-Wells' marketing-focused blog Market My Words. Among other things, I discuss the growing importance of social networking (Facebooking, Twittering, etc.) for writers:

I'm beginning to think this vital. When MySpace became all the rage, I built a MySpace site for myself, but mostly as a link to my other existing sites--my web site and my blog. I was already blogging on my own blog and updating my web site--why update a *third* personal page as well? And MySpace seemed overrun *already* with people "friending" others not to really be friends, but to network to sell their own books. It began to feel as though everyone with a book to sell was just friending each other.

But I'm becoming a real fan of Facebook and Twitter. Both allow me to send quick, almost real-time updates about what I'm doing, reading, writing, or thinking. Again, this is a level of transparency that some may be uncomfortable with, but the power of these tools became obvious the moment I tweeted about a recent post on my blog and doubled my hits.

Twitter and Facebook allow people to "follow" you without having to go visit your web site or blog every day. And while we wish 500 people WOULD check out our web sites every day, they just aren't going to do that--but they WILL read the one or two Facebook comments we post every day. Am I selling my book on Facebook and Twitter? Not overtly, no. (Unless it's the day my book releases--in which case I feel I have license to crow.) What I'm selling is *me,* the author. I hope that if people like me, they'll support me by going out and buying my books.

I've been thinking about this topic off and on for the past few months--the tangible, practical value of social influence. The idea that who artists are (what they like, what they say, what they believe) matters almost as much as what they produce as art. The notion is that we are more likely to support the creative efforts of those we feel some social kinship with or respect for. I think it's a fascinating theory, and one that is more and more observable as Facebook and Twitter and other social media become more prevalent in our lives.

What do you think? Are you more likely to buy a book from someone with an interesting blog, or does that matter to you? Do you buy music from bands who support the same social causes you do, or do you just buy for the sake of music? Do you buy art from people who like the same movies you do? Does who the artist is form any part of your decision to buy? Leave a comment and let me know.

In the meantime, here's the link to the rest of the interview. Thanks, Shelli!

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The Robot Parade Is Over

>> Monday, May 25, 2009

I finally finished the robot collection - here's an overview of the whole thing. You can see all the work on Flickr, along with some early sketches and some patterns I liked, but decided not to include in the collection.

After I finished the main robots and the medium-scale patterns I realized I also needed some small-scale prints too. Here they are. I especially love the first two - the one with the offset squares and the wobbly weave. I wish I could buy both of those fabrics and use them right now.

Now I need to figure out how to draw cats - and do something interesting with them.

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Some Coordinating Robot Patterns

>> Sunday, May 24, 2009

I'm done with the robots and I've started working on some coordinating patterns. This one could be a scrapbooking border or a wallpaper border in a room.
I added another row parading in the other direction to make a repeating pattern. Maybe something like bed sheets or a quilt?
I think this one is my favorite but I'm not sure why. Maybe it's the unabashedly cartoony look? I think it would be a fun lining in a jacket.
Or this one might be my favorite. It was definitely my favorite to make. I moved each car into place using the arrow keys and couldn't resist making "vroom vroom" sounds while they moved. This is pretty small scale - each car is just 1 1/2 inches long. I was thinking boxer shorts print when I made it.
I wanted to do something with the feel of a large polka dot - but polka dots can be kind of girly. So I did square polka dots with rivets. Rivets = not girly.And finally, some fun nuts and bolts in a random scatter.

I have few more smaller scale prints I want to finish today, and then it's on to something new. Something girly. Maybe cats? We'll see.

You can see all the robot art so far here.

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Lexington meteorologist encourages students to "think for yourself" and reject global warming

>> Thursday, May 21, 2009


Via a Gwenda Bond Twitter comes this gem--a Lexington, Kentucky, meteorologist who visits an area high school and encourages the kids to think for themselves by rejecting the idea of global warming. From his blog:

"We survived the trip into the lion’s den today. Today we went over to Henry Clay High School in Lexington and spoke to almost 50 sophomores about (cue ominous Dracula kind of music) Global Climate Change....

"My mission today was to present some facts (and since it’s history it is facts) about how climate has transpired over the past years, decades, and centuries. We presented reasons why things have likely happened in very long period cycles over time, with the sun’s changes over time a very likely driver of everything climate related. We also talked about how Lexington’s climate has evolved over the last 110 years with 4 out of the top 6 warmest decades being before 1960. Most everything that is happening now has happened before and it will happen again. We talked about research done by some very smart people that disagrees with everything they’ve learned up until today. It’s just not part of the mainstream data stream for whatever reason. My challenge to them was to be skeptical…think for yourself…find your own answers and don’t just depend on what’s been spoon fed to you…not from me or anyone else. Out of everything discussed today, that’s what I truly hope they got from the talk…not necessarily all the facts and figures that I tossed at them and left with them to look over, but just planting the seed to gain more knowledge on their own. Isn’t that what school is all about?"
My favorite part is when he patronizes a girl he thinks was named "Kaira" who challenged his views on global warming:
"My apologies for not getting her name quite rignt (hey I’m getting old…) but Kaira (again forgive me if it’s not quiet right) was especially passionate about the subject and that kind of dedicaiton will serve her well later in life. Though a few of their arguments were ‘green’ in nature regarding deforestation (which we agreed with that tropical deforestation is a bad thing) it has little to do with the real discussion of global warming."
Later he adds:
"Now I only hope these kids are kind to your friendly neighborhood weatherguy on their facebook pages…."
Yeah. Good luck with that.

Glad to know we have experts like this guy visiting our public schools to tell kids the way the world really works. Also, I note the TV station has comments turned off on this guy's blog. Now that's a shame...

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EDIT: Bill Meck, the meteorologist in question, has called me out! From his blog:

I want you to think for yourself…to educate yourself and not just take what’s been spoon fed to you by me or anyone else. I’ve become aware of this little gem out there in blogland. The writer of this has a problem with me (or anyone else) encouraging high school students to actually think for themselves…this is really scary stuff kids…that thinking for yourself is actually bad.

I have a nemesis! Or wait, maybe I'm his nemesis. I guess that works both ways. The "little gem" is, of course, this blog post, which you'll get again in a weirdly self-referential way if you click that link. I had already responded to two of Mr. Meck's defenders in the comments before I thought to go look up his blog and see if that was why people were commenting on a two-month-old post. I'm adding this rebuttal to his blog post, which is really just what I said in the comments. I'd like to point out that I haven't changed my original post about this at all. (Seriously, I have many better things to do than to go back and edit an old blog post.)

The response:

At what point do I argue that kids shouldn't think for themselves? Or that Mr. Meck isn't entitled to his opinion? I just think he's dead wrong, and it pains me to think of him trading on his authority as a meteorologist to argue against the human effect on global warming. Mr. Meck may continue (unfortunately, for the sake of the planet) to keep telling students that the steady, gradual, and alarming rise in surface temperature over the past fifty years is merely a natural cycle until the ice caps melt and Lexington, KY is swallowed by the sea. That's his right. I just hope he knows how to swim.

The reason I included so much of Mr. Meck's "think for yourself" business is not because I disagree with thinking for one's self. It's for exactly the reason both of you [the commenters] have latched onto it here, and not the real argument about global warming. Look at your own comments. Rather than discuss facts, it's, "proponents of global warning don't want you to think for yourself!" [I'd like to point out that this is exactly why Mr. Meck's picking on me too--although he did at least offer a link to a study that supports his opinion.]

"Think for yourself" has in many ways become code for "ignore the science" in arguments like this, as though if we are to accept a predominant scientific theory we aren't thinking for ourselves. It's the same with arguments against evolution. When faced with evidence to the contrary, creationists cry, "think for yourself! Don't believe everything science tells you!" I hear that as the last resort of the desperate--an appeal to our innate desire for individuality. "Don't be like everyone else! Just because everyone else believes it, you don't have to! If enough of us deny it, it won't be true!"

Let's not kid ourselves. Mr. Meck's message that day was not "think for yourself." He had an agenda (which again, is his right) and "think for yourself" was the way he hoped to win followers to a losing cause. When a young girl stood up and told him what she did think for herself, he was as dismissive of her as I am of him. He can't have it both ways. People who accept the facts of mankind's effect on global warming are thinking for themselves--and for everyone else on the planet as well.

I hope kids *do* take his challenge to think for themselves and look up more information about global warming. They will quickly find studies like the one by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change--established in part by the World Meteorological Society--which says, "An increasing body of observations gives a collective picture of a warming world and other changes in the climate system... There is new and stronger evidence that most of the warming observed over the last 50 years is attributable to human activities." Since 2007, no scientific body of national or international standing has maintained a dissenting opinion to this study. That includes the American Meteorological Society, of which I'll bet Mr. Meck is a member. In their opinion, "Human activities have become a major source of environmental change. Of great urgency are the climate consequences of the increasing atmospheric abundance of greenhouse gases... Because greenhouse gases continue to increase, we are, in effect, conducting a global climate experiment, neither planned nor controlled, the results of which may present unprecedented challenges to our wisdom and foresight as well as have significant impacts on our natural and societal systems."

Yes, it's a free country; thus, Bill Meck is entitled to every wrong opinion he wants to have. I'm also free to be unhappy about him spreading his head-in-the-sand gospel to Kentucky students.

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Tim Gunn: Superhero

Via Blogging Project Runway comes this rather odd crossover announcement: Project Runway mentor Tim Gunn in the pages of a Marvel Comic! The New York Times has the scoop, true-believers:

On Aug. 26, Marvel will release the first issue of “Models Inc.,” a sartorially minded mini-series that unites some of its fashion-friendly supporting characters and pushes them into new starring roles.

The runway divas include Millicent Collins (a k a Millie the Model), Patsy Walker, also known as the superheroine Hellcat, and Mary Jane, the model-turned actress who is the sometimes wife of Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-Man....

But what would the angels be without someone to guide them? Enter Tim Gunn of “Project Runway.” In the debut issue’s second story, Mr. Gunn becomes an action figure — jumping into Iron Man’s suit of armor to save a fashion exhibition from evildoers.
Er, okay. I have to tell you, I thought I was one of the few people who both read comics and watched Project Runway. Marvel is apparently going to put this hypothesis to the test, figuring there are more closet comic book geek/fashionistas out there. In the words of the immortal Tim, "I'm dubious." But more power to them!

Excelsior!

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Robot Parade - live and in color

>> Wednesday, May 20, 2009

I finished coloring (and tweaking) my sketches and now I have the four robots I wanted. I'd love to see these on melamine plates, lunchboxes, bed quilts, etc. Oooh! Wouldn't it be great to see them embroidered on bath towels and made in to a fun bathroom collection!

Anyway - the next step is to make some coordinating prints, but first I thought I'd show you the last two robots on their own.And if anyone out there knows how to submit art to the kinds of companies that make plates, lunchboxes, bed quilts and bathroom accessories - I'd love to hear it! Unlike book publishing, there are not tons of books out there about how to submit work. With a couple of exceptions, I just find info about submitting greeting card art.

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Still More Robots

>> Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Tonight I finished a couple more robots for the parade - all scanned in and ready for fun coloring tomorrow night. The flames on the wagon (above) are going to be FUN! And I have to pick just the right nerdy color for this guy on a scooter. :-)

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Google Alerts Round-up

>> Sunday, May 17, 2009


I hate to post the same day Wendi's put up a good one, but I've had my nose to the writing grindstone of late. I've met my daily quota though, so it's time to catch up with the blogging. I have a lot of Google Alerts/good e-mail news to post, beginning with the above pics, sent in from Penguin Field Reps. The first is of The Brooklyn Nine on a baseball book display at Third Place Books in Lake Forest Park, Washington. The second was taken in Dolly's Bookstore in Park City, Utah. That's some good company there--two Newbery winners, and The Brooklyn Nine! From their table display to the committee's ears...

Now, on with the news!

Bill over at Literate Lives wishes The Brooklyn Nine went to extra innings, Susan Harkins at BookPleasures.com thinks B9 knocks it out of the ballpark, and The Reading Zone can't wait to read it.

Meanwhile, despite believing baseball on TV to be a cure for insomnia, the resident bibliovore at Confessions of a Bibliovore thinks The Brooklyn Nine is a cracking good yarn...

...and her great review of The Brooklyn Nine has talked Jen Robinson into checking it out!

Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh Teen Services recommends reading Something Rotten for Earth Day...

...while Maire at Books, Books, and Books appreciates Something Rotten's comparatively low body count.

BookAdvice.net likes Something Wicked even more than Something Rotten, even though it's darker...

...while the North Carolina School Library Media Association has nominated Something Rotten for the 2009-2010 North Carolina Young Adult Book Award! (Pretty stiff competition though--but at least there's no Stephenie Meyer book on the list this year!)

E. Lockhart, Printz Honor winner, National Book Award Finalist, and all-around swell gal likes my video blogs.

And finally, perhaps the best news of all: Editor Liz reports that Dial has already gone to a second printing of The Brooklyn Nine! Woohoo! That's just two months out of the gate!

That's it for me. Back to the new book!

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More Robots Join the Parade

A couple more robots joined the parade this weekend - and these guys really do look like they could be rolling along in a parade. My favorite is the guy driving the car, though I'm also really happy with the beanie propeller robot and his pull toy.
I'm really liking the mix of scanned papers and more flat colors with the black outlines, so I'm going to keep playing with that for a while.

I also made this guy taking time to smell the daisy. . .. . . but he feels closer in spirit to the robot with the bird on his head. Maybe that could be a different collection? Robots interacting with nature? But right now I have Robot Parade by They Might Be Giants on a constant repeat in my head so that's the direction I'm going to go. More robots on the move coming soon. . .

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Robot #2 in the Robot Parade

>> Friday, May 15, 2009

I showed the sketch yesterday - now here are a couple of finishes. I like the watercolor better. . .
but I tried another digital collage too - just for fun. I'm not sure about this one. The robot is too tall? The whole thing has a general sad/lonely feeling? I have another idea for a robot with a pull toy that I think will be more fun. Hopefully I'll get to that this afternoon.

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Play Time!

>> Thursday, May 14, 2009

I skipped out of work two hours early today so I could come home and play with last night's sketches. I thought I had three good ones, but when I looked at them this morning I realized one still needed a lot of work.

I made a bookplate for Jo out of the first sketch. If anyone's interested I'll make a version without her name available for download once I figure out how to make a PDF. We lost our PDF-making software when our old computer crashed and we still need to find a (free) alternative.
I'm getting ready to tackle sketch #2. I think I like this one and I'm going to be pissed at myself if I can't make the finished one look good. The watercolor robot has 57% of the vote so far in the poll (thanks for voting!) - and it makes me happy every time I see it - so I think I'm going to try that again. I may do a digital collage too since that's so dang much fun. I'll update with pics tomorrow morning.

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Robot Parade - Help Me Choose

>> Wednesday, May 13, 2009

A couple of nights ago Alan challenged me to try drawing some robots. I like robots. We have a lot of robot toys. So ok. I started by procrastinating - er - soaking in a nice hot bath to come up with some ideas. My brain works better when I'm immersed in scalding water. I sketched in the morning. I liked my first sketch.I liked it enough to try to finish it. I've been wanting to branch out into other media and today I'm going to share the results with you. ALL of the results - the good, the bad, and the truly ugly. I've got a poll at the end so you can vote on your favorite (or the least bad - however you choose to look at it). So let the robot parade begin!
First I tried acrylic.
FAIL.

What if I outline the shapes in black?Still a FAIL. Wow. Apallingly bad - I can't believe I'm showing this to anyone.

Paper collage is closest in spirit to my usual applique and embroidery. And I have lots of hand-painted papers that I love. How about collage?Better, but I lost so much definition around the edges that I think it doesn't work.

Watercolor? I've always had trouble controlling watercolor and I tend to overwork it and lift the grain of the paper, but I'll give it a try.I like it! The colors are a bit pale for my taste, but I managed not to turn the paper back into pulp and the wateriness of the colors is a good match for the whimsy of the piece. Maybe?

It was already past my bedtime, but on a whim I decided to try a digital collage. I scanned in my sketch and some of my hand-painted papers and used the papers to fill in the picture. I'm shocked to find that I really like it. I get the texture of the hand-painted paper and the hand-drawn-ness of the outline is preserved. It looks crisp and clear but not overly slick like some digital art can look. And it was fun to try different colors and textures of paper with just a click of the mouse. REALLY fun. But I've always thought digital art was somehow less than traditional art. I'm a crafter and so much of what I do lies in meticulous (sometimes tedious) handwork. Making art with a mouse click seems like a cheat somehow. But I did draw it by hand - and I painted all the papers with real paint. Does that make it real? Also - I'm realizing as I type this that Lauren Child, one of my all-time favorite artists, uses a lot of digital tools. She draws and paints and then scans in her work and moves things around digitally until she's happy with the composition. I've never thought less of her work because of that. But (absurdly) it's different when it's me. I'm torn - and I think I'm kind of an idiot for feeling torn.

And now for the poll. What do you like the best? And feel free to chime in in the comments about digital art.

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I Should Be Writing - 004

>> Monday, May 11, 2009



We've had a number of requests to post something new so that creepy picture in the following post won't RickRoll (DickRoll?) our visitors, so a new video blog seems made to order.

In today's installment, I drive seven hours across the state of North Carolina to do a school visit. Includes blurry scenery, procrastination, and Olivia Newton-John.

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Awkward Family Photos

>> Friday, May 8, 2009

Aaaagh! Check out this whole blog full of awkward family photos. Found via a twitter from Marc Johns - an artist specializing in the awkwardly funny. . .

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Set phasers for stunning

>> Thursday, May 7, 2009

In honor of today's Star Trek movie premiere (the eleventh installment of the feature film franchise, if you're keeping score at home), a selection of Trek gear from our favorite geek shop, ThinkGeek.com. Above, TOS t-shirt tunics. Wear the red one with caution.

Pet tribbles that shake and twitter when agitated. (No, not that kind of Twitter.)

And for the truly geeky: Star Trek: TNG switchplate and outlet covers.

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Happy Star Wars Day?

>> Monday, May 4, 2009


Apparently there is a movement afoot to consider May 4th as "Star Wars Day." Why? Because it's funny to say, "May the Fourth be with you."

And honestly, never miss an excuse to talk like Yoda do I.

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Buy Indie Day

>> Friday, May 1, 2009

May 1st is the American Booksellers Association "Buy Indie Day," in which they encourage everyone to support their local bookstores by making a point of buying books there today. IndieBound, the ABA's "brand" for its indie affiliates, has undergone a real makeover from its old BookSense days, and for the better. Their online book sales links, in particular, are much improved, and as such Wendi and I are trying to move away from Amazon links to our books and books we talk about. I've already eliminated the Amazon widget I had in the sidebar, and will soon be adding special IndieBound links, as well as links to how you can buy autographed books directly from me. More changes are coming to the blog and our websites as we have time to update them.

Independent bookstores have been very supportive of me, and while we always end up dropping far more than our monthly book allowance at Malaprop's Bookstore in Asheville when we visit, we're going to make a concerted effort to send more business their way--and the way of all indies. Barnes and Noble and Books-a-Million have been supportive of my work too, so I don't mean to villify them--but without independent voices beyond the chain stores, we wouldn't have anywhere near the amazing variety of books available to us that we have now. The chain store in the mall doesn't need our help to survive; the independent bookstore downtown does. It's time to show them the love.

Here's the ABA's case for shopping locally, in books as in everything else:

Why shop Indie?

When you shop at an independently owned business, your entire community benefits:

The Economy
  • Spend $100 at a local and $68 of that stays in your community. Spend the same $100 at a national chain, and your community only sees $43.
  • Local businesses create higher-paying jobs for our neighbors.
  • More of your taxes are reinvested in your community--where they belong.
The Environment
  • Buying local means less packaging, less transportation, and a smaller carbon footprint.
  • Shopping in a local business district means less infrastructure, less maintenance, and more money to beautify your community.
The Community
  • Local retailers are your friends and neighbors—support them and they’ll support you.
  • Local businesses donate to charities at more than twice the rate of national chains.
  • More independents means more choice, more diversity, and a truly unique community.
It's over an hour to our favorite local indies (Malaprop's and Accent on Books) and we're not going to get to Asheville tonight, but I called today and put a book on hold at an indie we'll be visiting tomorrow-and I'm sure that won't be the only book we walk out of there with.

Get out and buy a book from an independent bookstore!

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